1. Sunday, August 31, 2008

    i got a phone call yesterday 

    from a republican friend who said that he was sure that all my liberal friends were shaking in their boots because of sarah palin

    i reminded my friend that my liberal friends dont wear boots, that most of them live in california. they wear sandals or sneakers. and i told them that the last time that any of them were nervous, lets say, about a soccer mom was when one was heard climbing the stairs as they were humping their daughter.

    does it frighten me that a woman like sarah palin might be a heartbeat away from being the president?

    it doesnt bother me one bit. but i have noticed more blogging spittakes surrounding this woman than anyone ive ever seen at any time. from rumors that as mayor she fired her police chief and librarian because they werent gonna vote for her, to the admission that she flew from texas to seattle to alaska after her water broke she started leaking fluid (i am learning there is a difference), to how she liked ron paul over mccain, to how she loves to kill things, to how her husband and son arent registered republicans, to how she is bffs with ted stevens to … so many things, heres a crazy list if you need to catch up.

    is all of this based out of sexism? or is this woman really not at all qualified and has many questionmarks in her closet?

    all i know is i never got to make out with more women out of my league than during the bush administration.

    so i got no probs with the vpilf as the kids are saying, infact most of my liberal friends are in comedy or screen writing or entertainment and they should pray for mccain/palin because the material would be amazing. just look at jon stewart’s comedy nipples get hard.