1. Wednesday, August 20, 2008

    tsar is playing this friday at the infamous viper room 

    on the sunset strip

    if youre in LA you should get your tickets now.

    “Band Girls Money” (whalen, kern)
    from the album Band Girls Money
    TVT Records

    I’ve seen the President’s feet when he walks down the street
    He’s gotta stovepipe hat, he’s got wooden teeth
    Gonna make a big scene with a nuclear bomb
    gonna rent a limousine with his sunglasses on
    His girlfriend’s name is Kathy Fong
    She blew his mind from the here to beyond
    She sold him out to the LSC,
    they cleaned him up, put him on T.V.
    and that’s why,
    I wanna testify
    It’s as easy as this!
    He’s gonna show up and get his kicks!

    He’s got the band, (the band) the girls (the girls), the money
    He’s got the band, (the band) the girls (the girls), the money
    Alright!

    They threw him up cuz they could not wait
    to see his Penthouse face on a dinner plate
    They shot his heart full of electrolytes
    but check the calibration was not quite right
    Well that’s right!
    He’s lying on the floor
    and then they want somemore
    He’s flying high and looking bored!

    He’s got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
    He’s got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
    Oh no!

    Everyone will rock Los Angeles
    Ya gotta live with your mom and dad!
    This guitar is a lie,
    love is alive,
    get while the gettin’s good!
    Heartbreakerrrrrrrrrr!

    He’s got the band, the girls, the money.
    He’s got the band, the girls, the mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Hey, I saw a letter from you! It’s got profit and why it’s wrong!
    And it’s time to shed your skin!
    And then it said that love is war!
    I said, he’s got the band!