1. Sunday, October 26, 2008

    i am so procrastinating doing laundry 

    isnt this the day of rest? shouldnt i be resting today? especially after what karisa put me through yesterday?

    there i was hiding out in my underground lair. sure i was tweeting what a nice day it was and how i would not be participating in it. but i didnt think that that would turn into reverse psychology and inspire karisa to call me.

    i didnt pick up the phone cuz i was talking to ms christine, who i hadnt talked too in a while now that shes moved to san dieger along with j9 and danielle k. why do all the good people move to such a rotten and horrible destroyer of dreams? even They know its a soulless terrible hellhole doomed to fall into the ocean when the Worthy One strikes.

    then i was talking to my momma when i saw karisa calling A-Gain. i ignored that too because she never calls both the land line and the cell number as we both respect each others privacy and that would just be tantamount to phone stalking or something. plus she might not really be her, it could be a trap.

    turned out it was a trap. she said she wanted to come over to get me my birthday gift. i said, i dont want any gift, that her driving me home on my birthday night on wednesday saved my life and that was a gift all its own. or a curse if youre my neighbors (cuz they got to hear me hurl). but i did say, but if you insist i would love a ride to the bike shop so i could get my bike fixed.

    she was all, youre reading my mind. i was like, its so easy.

    she came over, we threw the bike in the back of her truck, we drove to the bike shop and all was well. then she was all, hey im going hiking, wanna come?

    karisa had super tight workout pants on. theres a reason there are laws against women salesfolk wearing workout pants. also i am not blind. i dont think ive ever been hiking in my life. so i said no. she was all, come on jerk. so we drove to runyun canyon and i kid you not, i was out of breath just walking up the hill to get to the gates of the canyon.

    then when everyone went to the right, she was all, lets go up this way, which of course was the monster climb of all climbs. easilly the mt everest of hollywood hills. i asked if i could stop and she said no stopping. soon afterwards i asked if i could sit, she said TONY! right before one place she did say that i could stop for a quick second and get some water but i was dying so hard that it was hard even opening the bottle. this was a steep mountain filled with carcasses of dead mountain goats and the bones of sherpas from olden times.

    then when we finally made it to the tippy top of the biggest mountain she said i could sit down. and when i did she took my camera and took funny pics of me basically dying from muscles being used that pro bloggers never use. ever.

    after she said, ok im gonna run up that other hill, jog over to that house and run all the way around you as you walk down the back side. k bye!

    it was pretty fun, gotta say. after we ate sushi, went shopping at target and saw flogging molly.

    sorta the opposite of hiding out while recovering from a wild week.

    pics to come. including yr answers to ask tony (so if you havent asked anything yet go for it). and a photo essay and maybe a pic or two from laundry.