1. Tuesday, November 18, 2008

    sometimes the boy wakes up from his nap and hes not feeling all that 

    sometimes he wont want to be picked up or held. sometimes he doesnt wanna go in the pool or hot tub.

    sometimes he wont wanna eat or drink or even play wii.

    you can look at him and see he doesnt wanna be social but hes pretty adorable so you might wanna mess with him a little.

    wanna go for a drive, tyler?

    no.

    wanna fly a plane, my man?

    no.

    wanna trade some arms for hostages?

    no.

    whats the opposite of yes?

    no.

    if nancy reagan wants to sell you some ecstasy what should you say?

    no.

    if nancy reagan has a really great price if you buy ten, and you know her stuff is pharmasutical grade, what should you say?

    no.

    what should the cubs have said to ryan dempsters agent when he asked $52 million to resign his client?

    no.

    was it right for the dems to pretend that everything was totally chill with senator lieberman after he sold out his party and aligned with mccain palin?

    no.

    will you be buying the new beyonce record?

    no.

    what about artie langes new book “too fat to fish”

    no.

    wait what? you got something against the baby gorilla?

    no.

    then why not support the man? hate reading suddenly?

    no.

    when you wanna rent a car and the dude pressures you into getting that insurance whaddya say?

    no.

    been watching that paris hilton tv show where she picks her new bff?

    no.

    wanna set up your bowling pins and play for like 47 hours straight?

    yesh.