i am in chicago where it is 9 degrees

and snow is blowing around everywhere

this is mini raymi in toronto.

on my flight out here somehow i pulled a middle seat again.

funny joke, airline gods, but the joke is now officially over.

and of course the girl with the window seat had to use the bathroom three times

once i caught her vaulting over me.

zulekia in massasnowchettes has problems many women wish they had, so i hear.