1. Thursday, December 11, 2008

    she said where should we meet? 

    i said amoeba. she said wheres that?

    i said, are you a cop?

    she said, i mean which one?

    i said, are you a space alien?

    she giggled but didnt answer.

    i said, not that i would mind, ive made out with a few who i suspected of space alienry, but this would be the first confirmed encounter.

    she said, do you want to meet me or not?

    and then i thought if this chick swears she’s lived in LA for years, yet doesnt know where amoeba is, we probably dont have much of a future. so i hung up.