1. Friday, December 19, 2008

    she said, you tricked me into doing 

    what i told you the other day i was gonna do

    and she had a cute skirt on, chocolate tights cuz its been cold,
    big mary tyler more jacket
    and a smart velvet hat
    with no brim
    which mysteriously
    was ridiculously cute.

    we ate mediocre sushi and picked out baby names and playfully bickered

    yr an asswipe.

    roberto.

    no really youre super selfish and sorta an a whole.

    aesop.

    even my roomate says that if you werent so selfish youd be a keeper.

    ragebot

    the problem was it didnt melt in your mouth. sushi should do that.

    radar

    yeah well you lied that one time

    hippy

    duh it was a joke. obvs. like i would really have mono?

    bueller

    she asked for shredded beets and in seconds there was a tiny plate of shredded beet

    lefty

    my sister used to smell her food. this girl smelled her food also.

    felonious

    at one point of the evening she said take me home. except she was mad.

    i said are you going to talk to me? she said no. so i turned off the bluegrass and tried to find the king talk show host on the satelite radio.

    he was at commercial, so i just played the game silently in my head.

    maude

    A++++

    tifanny

    robyn

    the edge