bad news: Samuel L. Jackson today told the LAT that he might not play Nick Fury no matter what you saw at the end of Iron Man:
“I saw [‘Iron Man’ and ‘Iron Man 2’ director] Jon Favreau at the Scream Awards and we had a conversation. He said, ‘I hope things are working out for you because we’re writing stuff for you.’ Then all of a sudden last week I talked to my agents and manager and things aren’t really working that well.”
good news: ms ali miller (pictured) got to ask a few questions herself so stay tuned
bad news: a minnesota woman used finger nail polish, air freshner and a lighter to attempt to set her boyfriend on fire
good news: lindsay from minnesota (just a coincidence) went to dallas and partied with her sister
good news: theres a place where you can see 24 of eric cartman’s best moments
bad news: it takes forever for the page to load since theyre all on one web page.
bad news: flagrant still hasnt updated in three weeks
good news: keira-anna got pretty underwear in the mail
is they tell burglars when youre at yr mistress’s vacation home
every time i go hiking my body totally goes into shock. the first day everythings fine. great in fact.
next day everythings even better. sorta like “hey heres a bunch more energy than you had yesterday”
but somewhere along the line the body gets together and says “ok we have to stop this fool. this is worse than when he drank his way through college. this is worse than when he dated his way through grad school. this is worse than when he was on a drive-thru diet.”
and i start sniffling and getting “allergies”. my body isnt sore. in fact its happy. but my nose and lungs are effed.
i had the most amazing dreams last night.
this shadowy creature wanted me to be their valentine.
she kissed me and it tasted almost exactly like a sweaty pillow.
for no good reason all of the beautiful temperatures decided to hang out over here and check it all out.
whats your deal warm weather.
whats your deal relatively clear skies.
people will talk about the weather all day if you let em
now that football is over the plan might be to hike with karisa every sunday
last sunday was so clear we could see the ocean, long beach, even irvine.
if you were on the hill youd have also seen me go up the giant mountain way easier this time.
i have this thing where my body doesnt like to go up the giant mountain, because it freaks out at how tired it gets, and it feels old.
my body does everything it can to convince me that im not old. the giant mountain destroys such thinking and reminds me that im 102, period, point blank, as they used to say.
aftwards pizza reward will make you feel young again, though.