good news bad news pre midnight roundup

bad news: Samuel L. Jackson today told the LAT that he might not play Nick Fury no matter what you saw at the end of Iron Man:

“I saw [‘Iron Man’ and ‘Iron Man 2’ director] Jon Favreau at the Scream Awards and we had a conversation. He said, ‘I hope things are working out for you because we’re writing stuff for you.’ Then all of a sudden last week I talked to my agents and manager and things aren’t really working that well.”

good news: ms ali miller (pictured) got to ask a few questions herself so stay tuned

bad news: a minnesota woman used finger nail polish, air freshner and a lighter to attempt to set her boyfriend on fire
good news: lindsay from minnesota (just a coincidence) went to dallas and partied with her sister

good news: theres a place where you can see 24 of eric cartman’s best moments
bad news: it takes forever for the page to load since theyre all on one web page.

bad news: flagrant still hasnt updated in three weeks
good news: keira-anna got pretty underwear in the mail