dear tony

i am at a crossroads at my life. i want to figure out what direction my life is supposed to take and i dont want to dip into my savings for much longer as i seek out answers while being unemployed.

i dont have a significant other, so i can travel anywhere in the world. but it would be ideal if i could make a little money while i am on my journey.

although i love southern california, i am more than willing to move if that’s what it takes to discover my special purpose.

please help tony, as i know you always have the answers.

signed,

not anna kournikova.

dear mariah carey:

do this. now.

update: aw crap. applications closed in february. guess you’ll just have to road trip around america. i did it a few years ago and it changed my life and a year later i was in my dream job. so consider that.