1. Wednesday, May 13, 2009

    see this man? 

    hes a damn genius. his name is duane

    ladies, if you live in canada, move to chiliwack and spread rose petals around his casa and bake breads and raise your hems and lower your necklines

    duane is a man who is going to create beautiful things and earn handsome rewards

    and then he will give them to you

    duane is also the man who just moved the busblog off Blogger FTP and onto Google Somethingoranother

    all i know is it was a royal pain to blog lately and now its a smooth as a [insert something inappropriately smooth here].

    duane is my hero now.

    now i will name my second son duane (the first one’s gotta be Angus)

    if i only breed daughters i will give them all to him, so that he might understand how pleased i am with all of this.

    DUANE FOR SUPREME COURT!