chris brown went on youtube yesterday to apologize

for beating up his xgf

if i was chris brown i wouldnta done that. if i was chris brown i would do a few things.

here they are in order.

1. join the peace corps
2. while he waits the year to get in, build houses for habitat for humanity
3. be celibate for a year
4. record a cd with all proceeds going to a battered woman’s shelter
5. quit making youtube videos
6. go to state fairs and sit in the dunk tank and give that money to charity
7. swear that you wont be doing any MTV reality shows for 10 years
8. get a tattoo that says “im so sorry Rihanna”
9. do a pay-per-view event where you let Jay-Z hit you in the stomach 20 times
10. date tila tequila