1. Tuesday, July 28, 2009

    the problem with love is sometimes you can love too much 

    thats the problem i have with my truest.

    i lose my mind around her. ive never taken crack cocaine, but from what ive read and seen on made for tv movies, the love i have for her is much like what crack cocaine addicts have for their drug.

    when im with her i only want to be with her. when shes ill all i wanna do is make her better. when shes well all i wanna do is make her laugh and be happy.

    one reason i love her so is because she believes every word in this blog even though she was there when the busblog was created, including the part where i said it would be a work of high fiction.

    but you write about the xbi in great detail, she says.

    but you know lots of it is inaccurate, i’ll say.

    so for her benefit, because shes going to believe every word in here anyway, and because id do anything for her, including eating tofu chicken substitute at breakfast wth my chicken fried chicken at Brite Spot, i will deliver a drop of truth in this damn thing:

    soon you will be able to drink Tru Blood.

    just like in the tv show, it wont be cheap, but it wont be $45 a bottle either. HBO is currently accepting pre-orders for $16 4-packs of the orange flavored carbonated pop.

    Be the first to own the Tru Blood Drink, Ships early exclusively at the HBO Shop!

    It’s official! The Tru Blood drink has now been ‘de-fictionalized’ and emerges into reality as a delicious blood orange carbonated drink.

    * Meticulously crafted, the Tru Blood Drink is an exact replica of the bottle design as seen on True Blood. The 14oz glass Tru Blood bottle is stained in a rich red, with raised Tru Blood English lettering and matching Japanese Kanji.

    * This blood orange flavored soda is slightly tart, lightly sweet and subtly carbonated. Designed to taste great while matching the appearance of Bill’s favorite drink, the drink pours like a regular soda, but with the standing appearance in a glass is stormy and mysterious.

    Drink Menu:
    The Fangbanger – Tru Blood, Vodka
    Death on the Beach – Tru Blood, Peach Schnapps, Pineapple Juice, Vodka
    Plasmapolitan – Tru Blood, Citron, Cointreau, Fresh Lime Juice

    Ingredients:
    Carbonated Water, Can Sugar, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Potassium Citrate, Carmine Coloring, Potassium Sorbate, Sucralose, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Benzoate, Caffeine, Niacin (Vitamin B3), Caramel Coloring, Red 40, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Vitamin B6, Cyanocobalamin (Vitamin B12), Folic Acid, Gum Accacia, Ester Gum

    Can sugar? Looks like not everythings tru on the HBO site either. God i hope it tastes good.