1. Thursday, August 13, 2009

    control is an illusion 

    cubs fans are so frustrated that how can you blame a bleacher bum for throwing a beer at one of the enemy’s many all stars, all of whom have rings. the hope of which cub fans see slipping away from them for the 101st year in a row.

    almost as many years as pedro martinez has been playing baseball. yes, that pedro, the game winning pitcher.

    if only all our problems could be solved as easy as a ten dollar beer on a multi million dollar switch hitter from maui.

    but it’s wrong.

    throwing beer.

    and what’s wronger still is letting someone else take the wrap for you.

    an innocent man.

    a fellow cub fan.

    and all of it encompasses just a a few shades of what its like to be a cub fan.

    youre basically screwed forever.

    which is why you should drink the nice beer, and not throw it.