1. Thursday, December 3, 2009

    do you think tiger woods slept on the couch last night? 

    ran six miles.

    saw a huge line of people waiting to get into a dance club.

    two lines, technically. one line is for regular people, other for “vips”.

    as the go! team says, everyones a vip.

    but in front of the club was a cop car, a tow truck, and a rolls royce.

    the rolls was being rolled into the back of the tow truck.

    only God knows why.

    do you know how much of life is a sell out, she asked

    she asks the worst questions.

    i put a blanket over my head. the lights were too bright.

    i didnt want to look her in the eye as she probed into my head.

    she turned on the tv and linkin park was announcing

    that bon jovi was nominated

    for a grammy.

    and i put another blanket over my head.