1. Wednesday, December 9, 2009

    why dont i remember fiona being so angelinaesque? 

    ive been clammed up in this apartment for two days now.

    my nose is raw from blowing and sneezing and wiping and sniffling.

    thought i had the swine but this morning it was half what it was the day before.

    so if it was the swine it either was a little piggy or no match to my mcdonalds interior.

    regardless, this poorly shot video brought some sunshine to my cold dark existence.

    if i was a musician giving a live performance i would do this: i would pose in rock poses for 5 minutes before the show. that way everyone with a camera would get a good shot. then id figure out the three people in the crowd with the best cameras. if they swore theyd post a few dozen pics for Flickr and any video onto youtubes and that they would grant access to bloggers etc via Creative Commons, id let them work their way to the front of the stage. then id tell them they have to crouch down or sit on the stage. etc.

    then id demand that everyone else puts their damn crappy ass cameras in their pockets AND ENJOY THE SHOW.

    sadly i can barely even whistle.