congratulations Canada!

you won fair n square via what “Slapshot” would have called, “good old-fashioned hockey”

above is John Bollwitt, Mr604’s, video of cannucks singing their anthem as their players get gold.

below are some of the pro-USA tweets i delivered during the game

Gearing up for the US / Canada hockey Super Bowl by getting a $60 shredder at Staples for $20 and a $3 burrito. USA! USA!

nice to hear “Welcome to the Jungle” is the universal anthem that something is fixin to go down. #usa #hockey #canadassuperbowl

which one is Gretzky?

One things for sure, Canada wins the coveted Better Hockey Jersey Design award. Did our side even try? #canadassuperbowl #hockeynight

Al Michaels forgot it was daytime? 1pm? Keep drinking bro, and bababooey to y’all. #hockey #canadassuperbowl

EMBARGO THEM! EMBARGO THEM!!!

sweet stick handling! #thatswhatshesaid

that shot and reaction looked like an execution. sadly the execution failed. #canadassuperbowl #usa #hockey

GET BRETT FAVRE IN THERE IF THIS IS HOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN! #usa #hockey #canadassuperbowl

Playing the Donnas “Gold Medal” and up comes “Is That All You Got For Me?” ironically (?) #canadassuperbowl #hockey

The only thing more exciting than the Empty Net is Stealing Home #hockey #usa #canadassuperbowl

DO YOU BELIEVE IN TIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently the Lord wanted a little more of this really really really good thing. It is His day today, after all. #canadassuperbowl #hockey

Nothing better than Free Baseball on a hockey rink. #instantuglyamericanism

No Canada!

loving / hating that black eyed peas tune

im glad we’re not smiling. second place is for secondplacers, not americans. #canadassuperbowl