i dont like cats

and i dont want a dog

i dont want kids. and i dont have a girlfriend.

i dont want a house. and i dont own a boat.

i dont want a mortgage. and i dont own many stocks.

i dont want fancy clothes. and i dont own a cane.

i dont want this pot belly. and i dont have a gym membership.

im a lot like you and you and you.

but odds are i dont want to be.

i wish i was a lot like you and you and you.

and i dont think i’ll ever be.

but i do like that cat.

and not just cuz its black.