no seriously i was in severe pain. new readers may not realize that the xbi loved that i was feelsnopain
and the two things that fixed it was the truest and soul food.
and since you cant really bottle curvy californians,
the answer is to figure out how to do the soul food van proper.
it’ll save lives.
unlike most things sold from vans, soul food marinates the longer it sits in its own juices.
its also best served with white bread, which also has a very hard time getting bad.
there will be two kinds of collard greens: vegan style and avec bacon style
just want a big rib to naw on? fifty cents.
want some generic grape soda? fifty cents.
cool jazz will be played.
and in tribute to those who came before us
a virgin mary will be painted on the truck.