imma give these people some better dry erase markers

i have a hangover, america.

canada, ignore that.

only problem with $3 beers, good beers, served by catholic school girls

is the hangover

the crippling hangover that forces you to remain in yr bed

eating only scoop-sized fritos,

frosted flakes, and warm apple juice.

watching austin powers on free tv is just a weird side effect.