1. Tuesday, March 30, 2010

    rocket plays tonight at the bordello 

    but sadly i hafta be across town

    the last time i went to such an affair i met a young lady whos name will be withheld because shes guilty.

    mostly guilty of being at the wrong place at the right time.

    gorgeous. way too young lookin. way too into it.
    almost right away she hissed be my boyfriend and i will give you anything you want all the time.

    and ive got a mirror or two in my many mansions. i know what im working with. nobody should be wanting to give me anything that i want all the time.

    and she had no idea that what i wanted was food and lots of it. girl of my dreams woulda said on monday i’ll make you homemade fatburgers, tuesday homemade in n out, wednesdays big macs with xtra cheese, thursday turduckens…

    shed say and there will be pies.

    and shed say and we’ll have two kegs. one of beer. and one of grape soda.

    if chickie had said anything even close to that i never woulda done the things i did to her.

    one night we were fighting right as the date was starting.

    i was all what exactly is going through your mind lil girl?

    i was all, i will turn this car around and drop you back into your socalledlife

    legs for days

    lip gloss

    bows here and there

    and i turned the car around and she was shocked. probably every man she knew just rolled over for her, and like i said if there was mention of pie ida rolled over too. thats how good a kisser she was.

    instead i flipped a bee and before we could get a block back her pout was gone and her hand was in mine.

    i cant believe im as old as i am. still not as old as bukowski was when he did all the good ones.

    or harry when he hit his stride.

    you hafta say those things to yourself or you’ll cry.