without him id still be slangin cane out my hooptie
before he turned twitter into the worldwide phenomenon it is today, ev lead a small group of whiteboys down the path that would later be known as blogger.com
which has lead to all of this.
before blogging i was lost. i was broke. i rode a bus. and i was rudderless.
almost instantly after i discovered ev’s invention the skies opened up and bestowed upon me all the riches and blessings that any man could ever wish for
(except for Cubbie domination, spiritual enlightenment, and the retention of that sweet ‘fro)
its hard to remember the last guy since thomas edison who has ushered in not one but two culture-changing inventions.
hes the secret reason kids are off of school today.
happy birthday ev and thank you.