1. Thursday, April 8, 2010

    the proust questionnaire 

    What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    to have lived without ever experiencing true love

    Where would you like to live?
    6850 del playa, isla vista, ca 93117

    What is your idea of earthly happiness?
    eating a lot, then drinking a lot, then loving a lot, then sleeping alot
    and waking up without a hangover or any regrets

    Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
    henry chinaski, nick adams, homer simpson

    Who are your favorite characters in history?
    moses, mike tyson, kurt cobain, and oj

    Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
    american single black moms

    Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
    the girl in Cruddy, the sister in Vurt, and uma thurman’s character in Kill Bill 2

    Your favorite painter?

    Your favorite musician?

    The quality you most admire in a man?

    The quality you most admire in a woman?

    Your favorite virtue?

    To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
    eating fast foods and sweets daily if not hourly

    Your favorite occupation?
    weekend days when i lay in bed and pushing the limits of laziness

    Who would you have liked to be?
    Evel Knievel

    Your most marked characteristic?

    The quality you most like in a man?

    The quality you most like in a woman?
    having the courage to take fashion risks

    What do you most value in your friends?

    What is your principle defect?

    What is your dream of happiness?
    to be able to fully appreciate an entire hour of my day, one day.

    What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
    to die before seeing the Cubs win it all.

    What would you like to be?

    In what country would you like to live?
    id like to live in the land of the free and the home of the brave

    What is your favorite color?

    What is your favorite flower?

    What is your favorite bird?
    The Fidrych

    Who are your favorite prose writers?
    Ronald Sukenick, Mark Twain

    Who are your favoite poets?
    Bukowski, WC Williams, Milton, Hopkins

    Who are your favorite composers?
    Young Young & Scott

    What are your favorite names?
    kumquat, Asperger, and Merle

    What is it you most dislike?
    how time flies

    What natural gift would you most like to possess?

    How would you like to die?
    Being ripped to shreds by sharks after saving a drowning baby

    What is your present state of mind?
    disappointed that im not more clever after all these years

    What is your motto?
    if you’re not hearing “no”, you’re probably playing it too safe