1. Friday, April 23, 2010

    sarah said she doesnt read this blog any more 

    i said what if i put your picture on it.

    youd think you wouldnt have to bribe the person you have lunch with almost every afternoon

    but now you understand how hard it is to retain the attention of your audience in the blogosphere.

    seriously there are more blogs than bands and movies and tvstations and magazines and newspapers and radio stations combined times a million.

    no really, there are over 100 million blogs.

    jay-z says “you could be anywhere in the world

    but youre here with me.

    i appreciate that”.

    fridays should be fan appreciation day.

    blogs should thank their readers for being there.

    they should put up their picture and say a few words

    and then all of the readers of the blog should chime in and say nice things about the reader of the week.

    because sarah is a princess maybe we should start with her

    sarah is iranian and mexican. isnt that impossible?

    sarah wears heels almost every day. today i really needed some soup so despite the fact that she was in these super high heels, she hoofed it several blocks down the road

    and then posed for a photo in front of her favorite building in downtown

    the lapd hq.

    so there you have it, reader appreciation day winner: sarah