you dont judge me, youre never bored. you let me write about anything.
when i was obnoxious you never minded. when i lie you never call me out.
when im boring you just let it happen. when im excited you never make fun.
when i get obsessed with women you dont tease, when i get into sports you dont bail.
you love my quickies. you adore the epic rants.
but most of all you dont mind when i blog without pants.