1. Wednesday, May 12, 2010

    i know someone who says shes a gay man stuck in a womans body 

    im still trying to figure out what that means exactly.

    but im definately an obese man stuck inside a soon-to-be obese body.

    and if i wasnt single and living in hollywood that would be perfectly ok with me.

    yes canada, its unfair that men can be 100 pounds overweight and it isnt as big of a deal as a woman being in the same boat. not a lot i can do about that.

    likewise theres not a lot i can do about driving all the way across town and into the hood when my bottomless pit of a belly wants all the soul food i can bring back to my bachelor pad.

    i suppose i could run a few miles around hollywood after indulging in smothered chicken, stuffing, sweet potatoes, cornbread and greens, all covered in gravy.

    but jogging and drinking grape soda is a bad idea.

    cuz you end up spilling.