mommy get the oil off!

now you know i love american families.

especially the children, as they are our future.

but if you take your kids to the beach in Florida

AS theres a pretty well publicized oil spill happening in the gulf of mexico

and when you arrive at the beach you see large globules of oil right there in the sand,

wouldnt you tell your precious angels that either they need to stay away from the oil

or, you know, get ready for some sticky icky to get on their lil feets?

I know i dont have kids, and perhaps this sort of logic will fall upon deaf ears

you know, never mind. obviously im the crazy one.