1. Thursday, July 8, 2010

    as you know, i have no need for children 

    my biggest problem with them is i dont find them entertaining enough.

    if they popped out telling jokes, juggling, doing sleight-of-hand tricks, then fine, sign me up.

    but they dont. they come out hungry, soiled, and wanting.

    they wont even speak to you for the first year or two. then they wont stop.

    dont we have televisions? arent some even in 3D?

    anyways, if i could be assured that 20 years after giving birth to a son that he would do this to me and my beloved, and then film it, and then edit it so that there would be picture-in-picture, then YES i would reproduce my incredible seed.

    until then i will have to just keep watching this repeatedly and laughing.