have the gen-x slackers grown up to be lackadaisical off-duty policemen?

back in my day if some kid ran onto the field, MLB security would have put down their footlongs and gladly, if not viciously, pursued the drunken yahoo.

the result would have been violent, painful, and memorable.

but this crew at Baltimore’s Camden Yard seemed more intent on containing the youthful trespasser than cracking skulls.

is this the kinder, gentler world that the republicans promised us oh so long ago?

im not sure i approve.