because soon i’ll be dieting
and on the wall they have pictures of people who tried and succeeded in eating a two pound cheeseburger in one sitting.
almost everyone on the wall were dudes.
some were babies
none were me.
me i ate a 1/2 pound burger and nearly died on the way home because my belly is not used to red meat as i am all about the white meat and fish
any way it was delish