1. Saturday, August 14, 2010

    i dont have a lot of dreams when i sleep 

    and i like it better that way

    i think my dreams know that too. and get sad.

    so they sneak into my head in the day time when i can write em down on here.

    or whisper em in the ears of blushing girls.

    but last night i had a dream.

    probably due to the fact that i radically changed my diet this week.

    i dreampt i was in this plane that had six seats from the window to the aisle.

    somehow i was on the aisle seat even though in real life i only sit next to the window.

    and i sat there and i thought now what happens if i wanna fall asleep and while im asleep someone needs to take a leak.

    which is an odd thing to think because i was already asleep.

    next thing i know im walking through a baseball field.

    in this crazy dream world when you change planes you have to walk through a major league baseball field.

    i find myself standing in line in the bullpen. kids are asking players for their autographs.

    one kid sees me and holds out a piece of paper.

    i realize im wearing my typical cubs hat. and i see im in the cubs bullpen.

    so i take the paper, find an empty spot on it

    and sign it busblog.