my stomach has been aching for the last few days

thus this has been my view for most of the weekend.

i feel like theres a baby in there. a very angry baby. who wears a lady gaga hat.

i try to feed the baby but he doesnt like any of the food i give him.

i try to drown it with water, but it only makes him grow.

i fed him some chocolate milk last night though and that put him to sleep.

it was nice.