nothing in here is true

  1. Tuesday, November 30, 2010
  2. today is the 24th birthday of one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet 



    danielle and i met many moons ago when we both worked at E!

    i remember clearly how one of the producers said omg tony youre going to love this new girl we hired.

    i thought ah shes a cub fan? shes into balding black men? she can levitate?


    turned out she was a free spirit who loved bukowski and posing for pictures and wearing hot clothes and writing and embracing life will full force.

    the first time we talked we connected right away. we talked and talked and talked.

    after that we went to lunch together almost every day, and even went on coffee breaks before and after lunch.


    rarely would we go to dinner. or hang out at night. which was fine because really we were cushioning the misery that we both shared working in that lifesucking building.

    for some reason danielle moved to san dieger to get her masters, which she got, but as anyone who has spent much time down there knows, sd can suck the life right out of you too. which is what is happening to our fair princess.

    she needs to move outta there. she needs to find her prince charming. like X said many years ago, shes gotta get out (get out) get out (get out) get oooooout.


    its remarkable that such a beautiful person inside and out can have such bad luck with the opposite sex when all she wants to do is love and celebrate life, but such is the curious case of danielle k.

    i heart her so, but even i am repulsed by the 619 so ive only visited her a few times, which makes me a bad friend, which i am. but this weekend or next i will see her and give her a great birthday gift.

    until then, as the little drummer boy said, i have this gift for you parumpapumppum.


    happy birthday danielle – the reason its so sunny in san diego is because of your warm soul

    and sparkling eyes

    and the way you skinny dip in the pacific thinking no one can see you

  3. Monday, November 29, 2010

    i cant believe that november is almost over 

    which means 2010 is almost over.

    which makes me think, did i actually accomplish anything this year?

    kiss any new girls? invent anything awesome. grow in personal ways? create something cool at work?

    push envelopes?

    risk emotionally?

    improve physically?

    develop spiritually?

    feel like a loser? i do! so the question is, can you make up for a lame year in the last month?

    surprisingly: yes you can.

    yes We can!

  4. Sunday, November 28, 2010


    “… But I also feel liberated knowing that I can’t be anything but myself, there’s no pressure to be something I’m not, there are no exhausting roles to play in the interest of someone else’s satisfaction.”


    “well what a botched turkey day I had.
    Supposed to go to LA
    visit with the cousins, see my sister,
    and Tony.
    But I had pink eye and all were freaking out.
    So, I stayed.”

  5. pinkerteron. 

    probably the best weezer album ever

    tonight it was played in its entirety at universal amphitheater, now known as the Gibson

    last night they played the Blue album all the way thru but because im olden i saw them do that back in the day

    we had pretty good seats

    didnt need good seats to see Hurley who was the special guest star – who got mucho love

    rivers was happy and personable, running around everywhere, rocking majestically

    he even showed us his six pack but forgot to play buddy holly say it aint so or jonas

    indeed the night ended sooner than it probably shoulda but pinkerton, hurley, and chewbacca say hi

    my favorite song of the night? The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived

    my favorite shirt of the night: nerf herder in the pit!

  6. Saturday, November 27, 2010

    twelve 2010 cds that didnt make me wanna jump off a roof 

    arcade fire – suburbs
    kanye west – my dark twisted freaky fantasy
    weezer – death to false metal
    belle & sebastian – write about love
    the zoggs – EP
    surfer blood – astro coast
    titus andronicus – the monitor
    eminem – recovery
    bad religion – the dissent of man
    los campesinos! – romance is boring
    taylor swift – speak now
    the go team! – rolling blackouts

  7. Friday, November 26, 2010