there will be a day 100 years from now

when new technology will baffle us too

and we will look silly in front of the world

and all of our teenage interns will be out scoring weed instead of making sure we dont look bad in front of our endearing audience.

and people will point and laugh and laugh and laugh

and no matter what i am doing then, andy rooney will still be able to say

“yes but i have had the easiest job of all time”