i want a candy bar

but im at work and its a long way to the machine

so im eyeing this packet of Mayonaise that’s tempting me from across my desk.

these are the reasons the terrorists hate us.

if they still do hate us, which i doubt they do.

the only people who should hate us are the Canadians because we pollute their waters and skies and talk trash about their health care – as if!

tonight im gonna have some drinks with the man who sold me the old car

then i am gonna go home and dig into Proverbs.

im more than half way through the bible – cover to cover – and i feel like im picking up steam.

one lesson i learned from Psalms: dont be a cheesy ass boring whiner