1. Friday, December 3, 2010

    so much went wrong this week 

    but it could have been far worse

    coulda got hit by a car coulda got eaten by sharks coulda got struck by lightening.

    coulda got creamed by lebron when he returned home coulda caught an std coulda caught a cold

    coulda got impeached coulda gotten shock treatment coulda been diagnosed with cancer

    coulda gotten mugged coulda gotten canned coulda gotten a broken neck

    coulda got drowned coulda lost my keys coulda gotten arrested

    coulda been surrounded by gang members coulda gotten my legs wacked with nightsticks coulda woken up with a horse head

    instead most of the things that happened were more annoying than lifechanging

    but i do miss my baby, and i was able to diffuse a fight by being funny

    but i do have a headache and hafta wake up earl in the morn to tie up lose ends

    woe is me