my life is dark, cold, and empty
with you theres record highs so warm that if youre not wearing shorts…
today my friends all gathered round to wish each other a merry christmas
they brought their precious little angels who when you said whaddya asking santa for…
theyd say a stable economy and a real plan to ease unemployment
children are best for blocking the shots from prying paparazzi
it was so good to see everyone, many of whom ive known half my life!
the littlest baby was uptight till this lil layne kept saying hi to him: adorables
the angriest cat in america was there and someone asked a little girl if she remembered being scratched two years ago by him and she was all nope!
the idea was to trim the tree but that tree looked just fine the way it was
the overflowing dishes of food, though, did appear in need of (reverse) trimming
especially the jumbo shrimp, cheese, and meatballs
know what made me happy? that no matter how old we get, theres always room for red plastic cups.
and little kids who’ll pour us a nice glass of apple juice on the floor
merry christmas friends, cya at new years!