1. Monday, December 13, 2010

    without you 

    my life is dark, cold, and empty

    with you theres record highs so warm that if youre not wearing shorts…

    its hot.

    today my friends all gathered round to wish each other a merry christmas

    they brought their precious little angels who when you said whaddya asking santa for…

    theyd say a stable economy and a real plan to ease unemployment

    children are best for blocking the shots from prying paparazzi

    it was so good to see everyone, many of whom ive known half my life!

    the littlest baby was uptight till this lil layne kept saying hi to him: adorables

    the angriest cat in america was there and someone asked a little girl if she remembered being scratched two years ago by him and she was all nope!

    the idea was to trim the tree but that tree looked just fine the way it was

    the overflowing dishes of food, though, did appear in need of (reverse) trimming

    especially the jumbo shrimp, cheese, and meatballs

    know what made me happy? that no matter how old we get, theres always room for red plastic cups.

    and little kids who’ll pour us a nice glass of apple juice on the floor

    merry christmas friends, cya at new years!