1. i will not save up for a tv way too big for my below average sized living room

2. i will not tell anyone where my secret blog is, no matter how good it continues to be

3. i will not eat healthier or work out to impress women. they should love me for who i be.

4. i will buy some new clothes though cuz my ish is wack.

5. i will not see a movie a day, minimum and write a one sentence review.

6. “Easy A” was shot entirely in ojai and should have left its ending there.