1. Thursday, January 20, 2011

    last night i was hit with a scratchy throat 

    and it made me so nervous

    because usually a scratchy throat means omg yr about to get sick.

    so even though i was told that juice has way too much sugar for a man trying to stick to a diet, apple juice is my comfort food

    along with kfc, mcdonalds fries, kfc fries, fatburger fries, mashed potatoes, and ding dongs.

    i like to eat the sides of the ding dong first, biting the harder chocolate skin away from the moist chocolate cake.

    then i like to work on the top of the dong.

    i ignore the bottom ding cuz i dont have that much patience.

    then i shove the rest of the hostess creation into my big fat mouth and thank the Lord for such a treat.

    but i digress.

    i feel way better today. :)