nothing in heres true right?


dont ever go to insanely beautiful central france with your friends to see one of them get married in a gorgeous dual ceremony

in the summer in a part of the country where the cows are white

and all the pictures show up in black n white cuz the colors would melt ur eyes

until they turned to yeses and exes

im melting into this picture because its reminding me that anythings possible

so close your eyes n floor it.

true story told at that dinner table right before the camera flashed.

the brides family has always lorded over the vacation town where the wedding took place

mayors or governors or whatever they call the person who is supposed to look out for the cute little burg.

one day the nazis marched into town. “who runs this place,” they asked a farmer and the farmer pointed to the castle whose front lawn the above photo was taken on.

but a funny thing happened about six months before the nazis came to town. the bride’s family was voted out of office. in a fluke the people for no particular reason felt it was a time for a change and the new leaders moved into the castle.

and the nazis took the people out of the castle and they led them to the barn and they burned down the barn.

when france was free again there was a new vote in town and the brides family was voted back in.

the moral of the story: pay off the farmers.