i love you but i need a vacation

near a tv that doesnt work any more

luckily for me i have a good friend in from out of town who needs a place to crash

and it looks like rain, which is perfect cuz he can replace the buckets where the leaks drop.

where am i going? vegas. who am i going with? nunyabusiness.

will i be taking hella pictures? but of course.

do i use any of those electronics in the photo? no. and both vcrs eat tapes.

am i a failure in life? pretty much, yep.

heres what ive learned from video games: everything ends in failure and death.

is that anyway to talk before a long trip on wet roads?

ive always loved you.