for rent

in chile

its already summer in chile so yr girl etienne has been chillin at la playa.

her little dog was not behaving on its virgin visit.

Uva kind of went mental her first day at the beach. The ocean part was okay, it was the sand etiquette that sucked.

usually i have a theory that goes something like this: hey how about no dogs at the beach unless they can catch frisbees.

but when it comes to etienne she can do pretty much anything she wants, for all i care.

even living in chile and not in la, next door to me.

now that my next door neighbor has moved out.

and the place is dog friendly.

and lovable.

i bought an xbox today

i dont know what took me so long. theyve been around forever.

the problem is people send me free crap all the time. cds, tickets, books, video games. before you get jeals, most of it is not good.

video game people almost only send me stuff on the xbox platform.

before i got a PS3 id ask for wii and theyd be all, wii? then i got a PS3 and they still send xbox.

so i got an xbox. i got it at target. crazy thing about target, like three people can get caught up on one customer if something weird is happening at the register.

i was so tempted to say “knock knock, whos there, hey how many target employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”

but i heard that xboxes are peculiarly injury-prone so i didnt want them to give me a bad one. so i bit my lip.

i notice i do that a lot more nowadays than i did when i was younger.

another reason for the xbox: the playstation isnt very good when it comes to netflix.