to celebrate Fat Tuesday i drove to new orleans and caught some crawfish
then i drank a beer and fell asleep with my pants still on.
so this morning i met up with lauren clark of rocket at the la brea tar pits
and she showed your favorite cuban girl and myself around the most recent excavation going down on the miracle mile
yes that cuban girl
funny story: first the cuban she said i looked thinner which was nice SINCE I AM
then she said man youre getting old, any closer to having kids?
then before i could answer she said, oh sorry maybe youre infertile.
to which i said, in my most sultry barry white voice
lets find out.
which inspired her typical ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
which ive missed so