hey happy ash wednesday

to celebrate Fat Tuesday i drove to new orleans and caught some crawfish

then i drank a beer and fell asleep with my pants still on.

at the la brea tar pits

so this morning i met up with lauren clark of rocket at the la brea tar pits

and she showed your favorite cuban girl and myself around the most recent excavation going down on the miracle mile

yes that cuban girl

funny story: first the cuban she said i looked thinner which was nice SINCE I AM

then she said man youre getting old, any closer to having kids?

then before i could answer she said, oh sorry maybe youre infertile.

to which i said, in my most sultry barry white voice

lets find out.

which inspired her typical ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

which ive missed so