problem is theres very little i need other than gas food lodging.
next step down are the things i want, which is also a pretty small list:
- soul food and grape soda
- the cubs to win the world series before i die
- a ticket into heaven after i die
beneath that are things that wouldnt suck which are usually carnal on the surface but can vary widely and dont necessarily have to involve knee high socks or smoke machines
for example someone put an ad for our comic book blog Hero Complex in an actual DC comic book
that didnt suck.
when girls come over and let me take pictures of them in interesting outfits doesnt suck.
the cubs winning yesterday with a rally in the 8th inning definitely didnt suck
then there are the things that arent boring. eating is on that list.
i didnt used to like to eat. my stomach was in knots until i stepped foot in isla vista.
now when i can eat as much as i want and i wont get sick and pukey and feel horrible.
thats why when i do have kids im gonna give em tramp stamps that say
in gothic old english.
dont worry i’ll wait till they get into middle school first