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Will Campbell

So the incorrigible animal superdupergeek is pointing and laughing at that incorrect sign while gesticulating and yelling “inconceivable!” like Vizzini from “Princess Bride” because technically there’s no such thing as a “poisonous” animal. Venomous is the far more appropriate term as that explicitly references the creature’s delivery of the toxin (via a bite or sting). Conversely plants and chemical agents are poisonous as opposed to venomous because the victim basically has to — however inadvertently and/or regrettably — self-administer the toxin (via laying down in a bed of poison oak).

Anyway, yeah… no surprise that my command of such semantic minutae has never gotten me laid. So I’ll just say BE SAFE & HAVE FUN and then shut up.

success
Thursday, May 19th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
dont ever sell out. ever.
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
the creepiest “peace be with you” ive ever heard
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
i want to eat this every day
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011 at 11:59 am
thinking about either reading for two weeks or taking a train around america
Tuesday, May 17th, 2011 at 12:17 pm