titus angrgoghghgksh is my favorite new band

truest and i went to see titus androgynous play with overkill river

at the wiltern, last week.

truest’s foot was bothering her from kicking this bank robber square in the buttocks

so i got us balcony seats.

for some reason we were exactly on time and got to see titus’s complete set which is rare for me

cuz usually i pussyfoot around and miss a lot of the opener.

im sooooo happy i got to see the whole deal.

first of all you cant keep your eyes off of em. everyone has something to say and look at.

the drummer couldnt afford all of his drums, poor chap. aint got any toms.

just a snare, a high hat, a bass drum, and a floor tom.

and they are rocking out like the whole time.

then theres a girl guitar player on the right who looks like bonnie bills

if bonnie secretly wanted to be a cheerleader in a rock band while playing semi lead guitar

and occasionally: the violin.

i held the truests hand and i said i love you.

i said lets procreate right here. right now. and name the lad titus andrubyoubliss

they were like tom waits trying to audition for arcade fire while singing pogues songs.

and i think all the tunes were about the civil war.

overkill river didnt stand a chance.

they tried. tried hard. last time i saw them roky erikson was singing with em.

they needed brian wilson to compete against titus but im not sure even he coulda done it.

titus were like the angry replacements.

angry cuz they werent drunk maybe.

angry cuz someone stole some of the drums and they forgot to get that insurance.

angry cuz theyve gotta open for someone whose butt they just kicked all over the place.

we left blown away.

super fish

other night ali and i had sushi and talked about this and that.

peter the waiter to the stars was there and i was all, give us whatever you got

and he was all “omg youre gonna like this, this is a fish i only saw once when i first started here

“and once yesterday when we special ordered it for this texas billionaire who we knew was coming in tonight

somehow we got two, so i was happy when you called to say you were coming in.”

the fish had a crazy long snout and a tiny mouth

but the craziest part was this tiny tail that had a stinger on the end.

most of the fish you did not eat.

in fact in the photo below you will see five pairs of sushi, one pair is all that fellow produces

and to be honest it wasnt all that delicious.

but in the morning i woke up with the most heightened sense of smell

and my esp was razor sharp.

if the ponies were running at hollywood park i woulda gone

but instead i just dominated all over xbox all weekend.

2ksports baseball.

i knew exactly where every pitch was gonna be.

ali said she had xray vision for an hour.

i totally was gonna play the lotto but forgot.