not everyone is as luck as i. i understand that.
when i was a kid i was obsessed with toilets. and calling my mom.
age 10 or so id call my mom at work and flush the toilet and hang up.
id see a pepto bismol commercial that would say “for symptoms of common diahrea, use pepto bismol”
so id call diahrea “common”.
as in, hey ma i think i have common.
because i rarely had a balanced meal in college often id carry some pepto in my car.
for the last 4-5 days the pathway through me was swift and clear. nothing stayed in.
was i stressed out about anything? not really: been writing for the Ticket which has been on fire, ive gotten to see the truest a lot.
i was eating properly. but still, 5-6 times a day during work i had to run to the nearest – i stress that word – nearest facility.
i started drinking chocolate milk, eating potatoes, anything weird to see if it would appease the beast.
finally i texted my mom “have had common for 5 days”
she texted me back “call me, asap”.
she suggested Imodium, which worked so fast it was amazing. like it sealed a hole somewhere.
i wish i was a race car driver so i could let them sponsor me for $1 just so i could celebrate their name.
somethings still gurgling down there a day later, but im thinking drinkin might help that problem.
i let you know.