other night ali and i had sushi and talked about this and that.
peter the waiter to the stars was there and i was all, give us whatever you got
and he was all “omg youre gonna like this, this is a fish i only saw once when i first started here
“and once yesterday when we special ordered it for this texas billionaire who we knew was coming in tonight
somehow we got two, so i was happy when you called to say you were coming in.”
the fish had a crazy long snout and a tiny mouth
but the craziest part was this tiny tail that had a stinger on the end.
most of the fish you did not eat.
in fact in the photo below you will see five pairs of sushi, one pair is all that fellow produces
and to be honest it wasnt all that delicious.
but in the morning i woke up with the most heightened sense of smell
and my esp was razor sharp.
if the ponies were running at hollywood park i woulda gone
but instead i just dominated all over xbox all weekend.
i knew exactly where every pitch was gonna be.
ali said she had xray vision for an hour.
i totally was gonna play the lotto but forgot.