my mom sent me the sweetest card today

she also said, thank you for sending me that book that i cannot read to my grandchildren

i had mailed her “Go The Fuck To Sleep”.

she said when my 6 year old nephew came over she had to run upstairs to hide the book

out of fear he would think it was a kids book for him.

i had also sent them a pencil sharpener that lights up in cool colors as you sharpen it

and it is powered via usb.

“thats good because the kids arent allowed to plug things into the wall.” she said.

but they can run around with electrically sharpened pencils?