1. Saturday, July 2, 2011


    got some sweet drunken texts from a pretty girl late last night

    which was nice cuz i was in a bad mood.

    and when they were over and the young lady either died was arrested or found someone less virtual

    i was cheered up.

    so i took my pajamas off, slipped on some shorts and walked a few blocks up sunset

    to go get a subway foot long meatball parm

    i had a coupon for a free cookie.

    while waiting for my bread to be toasted i remembered that earlier i had taken a photograph

    of a man laying in his own liquid waste beneath a giant tree under a breathtakingly beautiful sky.

    he was either dead or passed out because he wasnt laying on grass or dirt

    no, he slumped upon small boulders, seemingly designed for one intention only:

    to prevent the homeless from nearby skid row from napping beneath that shade tree.

    as i decided on either chocolate chocolate chip

    or chocolate with m&ms

    i wondered if the photo turned out well.

    later, upon inspection, i decided it was